(Source: spaceghostzombie, via jaysandwichfart)
So… I think beloved comics page feline and king of comedy “Garfield” is a bakeneko. Shocking, I know. Here is my evidence:
According to Japanese folklore, a cat may become a bakeneko by meeting any of the following three conditions:
-Living over ten years of age.
Check
-Reaching one kan (3.75…
oh my goddDDDDD SPANISH ADVENTURE TIME DUB
S-SPANISH MARCY… ESTA MUY GUAPO….
In my mind, if AT were a comedy variety hour on Univision, Jake would be the big fat guy dressed up in schoolboy shorts with a striped shirt.
Knightmare, original intro sequence (late eighties)
I can’t sleep, so let us instead ruminate on the following:
1 - Knightmare was and remains the best TV show ever
1a - if you never saw Knightmare, I grieve for you
2 - that opening sequence contains absolutely no indication as to what sort of a program Knightmare actually was
To this day, one of my favorite episodes of Knightmare that I’ve seen had a kid cheerfully directing his teammate to take a small step to the left, directly into a pit. After having been cautioned by his team to mind his left and right.
There used to be a channel on Justin.TV or something that streamed a lot of Knightmare and Bob Ross.
the degree to which i watch hells kitchen is starting to become concerning
and by that i mean i am at the point where i can identify what is about to happen just from the musical cues
“oh the castanets. that means hes going to suck”
“oh the weird bassoon thing that means TROUBLE IS BREWING BETWEEN THESE TWO”
“oh the nnEEEAAAAOOOOOOHHhhhh and then *cymbal crash* that means this person is going to be the cartoonish and heavily scripted diva ruining everything for the next x number of episodes”
Even better, thanks to your knowledge of Hells Kitchen sound effects, you can now predict what will happen in ANY Fox reality show, since they all share sound cues.
(Source: andaliteticklefight)
Lets make cory the most reblogged picture on tumblr
I don’t even know this show but I can get behind an honest-to-god movement when I see it
(Source: mspandrew)
HEY KIDS DO YOU LIKE COLORING CONTESTS?! DO YOU LIKE TERRIFYING FRUITS?! THEN BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE THE IMAGE FOR YOU GUYS TO COLOR! TELL YOUR FRIENDS, COLOR IT IN, REBLOG IT.
(this is an actual contest at a local supermarket, the pineapple lady and the smugbanana were just too much for me to not scan)
